the final explination

Personal adds made simple.

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free Spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former very “friendly” person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open Minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy Drunk
Proffessional = Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker

Women’s English

• Yes = No
• No = Yes
• Maybe = No
• We need = I want
• I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
• We need to talk = You’re in trouble
• Sure, go ahead = you netter not
• Do what you want = you will pay for this later
• I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
• You’re very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

Men’s English

• I am hungry = I am hungry
• I am sleepy = I am sleepy
• I am tired = I am tired
• Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
• I love you = let’s have sex now
• I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
• May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
• Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
• Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
• Can I take you out for dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
• Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay